I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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