It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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