Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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