Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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