if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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