sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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