You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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