We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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