i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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