11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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