whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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