So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
