apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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