were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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