First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
my poor anus
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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