wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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