there was a trapeze. enough said
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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