get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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