I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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