Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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