Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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