She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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