nut hugger
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I want to fling myself into the sun
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
