If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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