Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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