are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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