Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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