My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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