Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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