I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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