i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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