just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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