Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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