your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
