bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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