if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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