I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It's never too late to be topless.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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