Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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