dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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