Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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