Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
sex in a hospital.. check
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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