Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You are a genius and a whore.
Dear god my vagina.
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