I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You're a waste of cheezeits
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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