Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
and you fell through a lawn chair
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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