nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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