u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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