she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love having hate sex.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Randomize