Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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