People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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