I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
As shirtless as possible
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So vagazzling was a success
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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