we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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