it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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