Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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