if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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