We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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