So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize