Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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